Car Chase City lyrics by Tenacious D

JB:Car chase city,
That's the name,
Of my game.
It was all proven,
It was totally lame!
KG really fucking,
Blew us some ass!
Now we're fucking,
Headed for a,
Total collapse!

Car chase city,
Roll away from a bus!
Though that we wasn't,
But we totally was!

Car chase city,
Now we're off on the map!
Car chase city,
Now I'm takin' a crap!

Now it's getting hairy,
So we're changin' the key.
Never underestimate,
The power of E!

KG fuckin' put his foot on the gas!
If I go to prison I've the Pick in my ass!

Fuck this shit!
It's gone too far!

Kage pull over, let me out of the car!!
Car chase city,
Now we're taking the lane!
KG blew it,
Now we're goin insane!

Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Let them try to fill up the hole!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!

Car chase city!
Car chase city-ah!

Both:Car chase city!

JB:Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Just a fuckin' rigamarole!

Uh!

Piss!
Speed!
Tremble!
Oh!
Aagh!
Gas!
Brakes!
Spin it, go Kyle!
So spin it, go Kyle!
S'broke!
Flip it!
Gas!
Nitro!
Go!

Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Just a fuckin' rigamarole!

Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock!
Let's roll!
Rockin' was the ulti-mofo!
Uh!

Both: Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
Car chase city!
(Fades out)

Host:Hey guys, you're running a little late.
There's one spot left. You got any new material?
JB:What we got's gonna turn your brain to shit.
KG:Dust off the stage, Open Mic Host. Step aside.