Engineer: Heavy... How do I make sandvich.
Heavy: All you have to do is add a cup of flour! Add it to the mix!
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour!
A bit of salt, just a pinch!
Baking these treats is such a sinch!
A teaspoon of bologna!
Add a little more, and you count to four!
And you never get your filla!
So moist and delicious...
I'm coming for you!
Scout: This did not just happen.
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/team_fortress_2/sandvich_parody.html