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How many beer bottle caps fill a cowboy hat
(I don't know, but I'm gonna find out)
How many miles of sand to walk my flip-flops flat
(I don't know, but I'm gonna find out)
How many tiny drink umbrellas can you hold between your toes
Tomorrow you can tell 'em
You know someone who knows

It's my time
(Oh) it's what I love
Well, it ain't my job
But I wish it was
It ain't no crime
Doin' what you love to do
Hey, it's my time
I can waste it if I want to

How long does it take to spoon feed a beer
(I don't know, but I'm gonna find out)
To make your sexy little tan lines disappear
(I don't know, but I'm gonna find out)
How many jaunts in the ocean and rub-it-back-ons
Are in a 32 oz. bottle'a Coppertone

(Repeat Chorus)

Well, when Monday mornin' comes
How can I go back to work
(I don't know, but I have to find out)
How many Tylenols for my head not to hurt
(I don't know, but I have to find out)
Baby, how long can we hold one kiss
With just one breath
I mean somethin' like this, whew

(Chorus Out)

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