Iâve been totally re-strung
Iâm in tune and Iâm in love
Iâm a piano thatâs made out of fruit
Iâm the frog she chose to kiss
Perhaps not a handsome prince
There is nothing I feel Iâve got to prove
If I fall in love again it could be the last time
If I fall in love again will I repeat
The mistakes that I made
And then make them again like a creep
This could be the last time
This could be the last time for me
If itâs happiness you crave
Wonât you look at me today
Iâm smiling like the cat with all the cream
Thereâs a swagger in my walk
A grade âAâ in my report
Iâm the salmon who made it back up stream
Iâm a slightly chipped antique
In a market going cheap
That someday will be worth a thousand pounds
Iâve she'd the walls of my cocoon
Normal service has resumed
Thereâs no need to paint
A face on this clown