Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
Some Guy: What's going on here?
Some Woman: What garbage!
Some Other Guy: Well, what do you expect? They're Canadian.
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Terrance: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Phillip: Why you fucked your uncle yesterday
People: Uncle fucka... that's
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Phillip: Suck my balls!
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