The Grocery Store lyrics

It's love at first sight, I saw her turn right.
I saw her heading right for the aisle with ripened apples.
I stole a glance as she sorted through her bag, but she caught me.
Come on, stop being such a pussy...

I gotta move closer, go hide by the grocer.
Examining naval oranges as I adore her.
I know it's coy, but hey - that's not the point.
I can't help it, and oh man...

If you only knew half the things I wanna do.
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.
(Half the things I wanna do).
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.
(Half the things I wanna do).
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.
(Half the things I wanna do).
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.

(There she is)
[Who cares]
(Look up, smile)
[She's out of your league]
(She's always right, do something)
[You've got NO chance]
(Look up)
[NO CHANCE IN HELL]
(Smile)
[It doesn't matter! ]
(Say hello)
[You don't matter! ]
(Say anything)
[Turn around and go]
(She's gone now)
AW FUCK IT!

(This is the story of my life)
(This is the story of my life)

If you only knew half the things I wanna do.
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.
(Half the things I wanna do).
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.
(Half the things I wanna do). (This isn't healthy, but it's something)
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.
(Half the things I wanna do). (This isn't healthy, but it's something, and it's all that I can get)
Let's trade this store for the silence of my room.