(Written by Rogers-Hart, some ad lib by RLJ)
My funny valentine,
Sweet comic valentine,
You make me smile with my heart.
Your looks are laughable, they're un-photographable,
But still, still you're my favorite work of art.
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, baby, are you smart?
Please, don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay my funny valentine, stay
Each day is my Valentine's Day
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/rickie_lee_jones/my_funny_valentine.html