Tony: Hey, how are y'all doin'? Where ya from?
Yeah yeah yeah... Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Whoa! Somebody's wearing a lot of perfume around here!
Must be that time of the month!
Huh? Yeah, I know all the tricks. A-how ya doin'?
Ya happen to be enjoying the pasta campanara?
Appears as though ya are! Whoops, hey! Look out!
I think you sat on some cottage cheese! Oh, pardon
Me, that's your ___! K?
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