R. KellyR. Kelly – Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 11 Of 12) lyrics
Now the midget begins to wake up
‘Cause he fainted from all the madness
See three guns pointed around the room
He stands and says, “I have nothing to do with this”
Then I said, “Hold up, you look familiar
Do I know you from somewhere?”
Then he said, “Man, I get around
You might know my face from here or there”
Then James says, “Take a good look
‘Cause you might not ever see his face again''
Twon says, “Man, what the hell is that smell?
Somebody done broke wind!”
And then Bridget starts cryin'
While she’s lookin' around
I said, “I’m sure we can work this out
But first let’s put the guns down”
Then Bridget cries, “James first!”
Then he said, “No, you go!”
Then I say, “Just do it at the same time”
And they both looked at me and said, “No!”
And then Twon says, “Man, let me shoot 'em all”
And I said, “We can't do that
And besides man you just got out of prison
And I’ll be damned if you're going back”
And then Bridget says, “I will drop the gun
If he promises not to hurt Big Man”
Then James says, “That’s what you call ‘im?
That’s his name? 'Big Man'?”
Then Twon says, “Man, is that ya' name?”
He says, "Yeah," we laugh hot mess
Then I say, “Man, why they call you that?”
And he says, ''Because I’m blessed''
Then I start shakin’ my head
Put the gun down sayin', “This is too much for me!”
Said, “I can’t take no' more, done heard it all
This shit about to drive me crazy”
And then I say
"Man, I shoulda never took my ass to the Par'jays club"
Then Big Man says, "Par'jays?
I been there, that’s probably where you know me from"
Then James says, “Hey hey!
Chuck and Rufus, let’s get back to the matter at hand”
Then Sylvester says, “Cool but first
There’s just this one thing I’ve got to understand”
James says ''What?” Then Sylvester says
“How do you know Chuck and Rufus?”
Police says, "What you talkin' about, man?"
“You said Chuck and Rufus"
Then Bridget says, "Hun, my stomach"
Then Twon says, "Who the hell is Chuck and Rufus?"
Pointed my gun and said, “Talk to me James!”
I said, "Rufus, Chuck?"
Bridget said, "I'm about to throw up"
James says, "Man, my wife is sick"
Twon says ''Man, I don't believe that shit''
I said, “How did ya' wife get sick?”
He says, “She’s three months pregnant!”
And then we all said, “Oh shit!”
Then Bridget says, “Honey
There’s something I have to tell you”
And then James says, “No baby!
You don't have to say a word right now”
Then she says, “But James” He says, “Rest Bridget!
While I get these fools up out my house”
Pointed the gun at us and yelled
“Leave! Said my wife is sick!”
Then Twon looks at him and said
“Muthafucka you crazy, watch where you point that shit!”
Then Bridget says, "James, no!"
Sylvester gets a phone call
It’s Gwendolyn askin' him is everything ok
And he says, "Hell naw!"
He hangs up, then Big Man screams
“Look man I’m just a stripper!”
I say, “A stripper?” Twon says, “A midget?”
He said, “I strip at this club called Dixie's
And that is where I meet Bridget”
Bridget says, “James!” He says, “Not now!”
She says, “Hun, please let me explain”
Then Twon whispers in my ear and says
“Sylvester, let me do this nigga James”
Big man overhears us and takes his inhaler out again
I said, “I’m not killin' no cop!”
James movin' closer to them with the gun
Bridget yellin', “Stop, stop, stop!”
And then she says, “I admit it! I did it! I paid 'im!”
Then James cut her off and says
“Baby you don't have to say nothing”
She says, “No, James I think you need to hear this”
“See I been coverin’ for you a long time
Never said what was on my mind
I even followed you a few times
And when I saw you with her, you act like I was blind”
Then James says, “Wait a minute Bridget
Just what are you tryin' tell me?”
“Not only am I sleepin' with Big Man
But he’s my baby's daddy!”
Woo, the midget faints again
While Twon an’ Sylvester is trippin’
The midget’s the baby's daddy, woo!
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/r_kelly/trapped_in_the_closet_chapter_11_of_12.html