Welcome to the offices of Economic and Manpower Analyses here at our historic and sprawling West Point Academy campus! My name is Mindy! It is my distinct pleasure to introduce you to a loving father of three (and a champion of the sanctioned use of armed force in pursuit of policy objectives). Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the project director of our newest recruitment strategy; our mission to staff future combat systems through current technologies. Without any further ado, I give to you Colonel Casey Wardynski!
Oops, did I just say that out loud? Oh, well, itâ€™s not like itâ€™s something new. Itâ€™s just the logical extension of the decades of bilge water that youâ€™ve let us pump into your homes. The pink noise that hums away in the background while you run the gauntlet we force on you everyday. The billowing candy floss that helps to soften the blow. Deep down youâ€™ve always known that your children already belong to us, so why donâ€™t you cut the outraged parent routine, shut your mouth and get back in your seat. Your children already belong to us. What are you? You will pass on. And they wonâ€™t know a fucking thing but this 'community,' this real life Enderâ€™s Game. Forget what you think you know.