Our local picture house was showing a Batman movie
You see this guy fly up in the sky, thought to myself, 'Why shouldn't I?'
So I bought a pair of wings, went up upon a wall
I was about to jump into the air when a guy from the street called
He said, 'Hey wait a minute! Don't you realise the danger?
What do you think you are, some kind of angel?'
I considered for a minute, realised he spoke the truth.
For the barbells on my eyelids only emphasised my youth
And the sawdust in my plimsolls means the same to him as me