Gotta be crazy, you gotta be mean,
Gotta keep your shoes and your car clean,
Gotta keep smiling, you gotta keep fit,
You gotta keep drinking, you gotta eat shit.
You gotta be small to be a big shot,
Gotta eat meat to stay at the top,
You gotta be trusted, you gotta tell lies,
Gotta be able to narrow your eyes.