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You see Valentines is torture
And my birthday is a mess!
New Year's is a lot of noise
And Arbor Day's a pest!
Halloween's a horror,
But I guess I must confess
That I really don't hate Christmas!

You see Flag Day is infernal.
April Fool's is just a bore.
Mardi Gras a waste
Unless you own a candy store.
All these other holidays
I can admit that I abhor,
But I really don't hate Christmas.

Now it isn't that I like it,
At the most I feel ambivalence!
But should I really just destroy it?
I'll admit that I'm still on the fence.
It makes me tense!

From the evil scientist community
I'm sure to get ejected.
But for Christmas I can seem to summon
Any true invective.
Because what is there to hate?
I mean it's really so subjective!
Though I really don't hate Christmas.

I hate puppy dogs and kittens,
I hate flowers in the Spring!
I even hate the sunshine
And the birdies when they sing.
I can work up animosity for almost anything
Tell me why I don't hate Christmas.

Though my childhood was atrocious,
Christmas never was that bad, you see!
So the best that I can muster
Is complete and total apathy.
What's wrong with me?

How can I prove that I'm
An evil villain worth his salt
When with a holiday so jolly
I can't even find a fault?
If I didn't feel ambiguous
I'd launch a big assault!
But I really don't hate Christmas!

... Ah what the heck? Kick line!

No I really...
No I really don't hate Christmas!

I have an intense burning indifference!



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    BabyPayton08Dec 29, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    i love this song and it's new acttly and this is awsome i didn't know he like christmas so much LOL
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    UnregisteredDec 12, 2011 at 12:20 am
    The lines in the lyrics above that read "but for christmas i can seem to summon any true invective" should actually say "... Can't seem ... "!
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    UnregisteredDec 5, 2011 at 12:40 am
    I think this song is awesome and super fun to listen to but super hard to sing he goes to fast
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    UnregisteredDec 4, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    How does he say this so fast?!?! I mean i learned the words and started playing the video, but i got lost cause he sings it so fast!
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    UnregisteredDec 3, 2011 at 12:28 am
    Wow! How the heck is he able to say this song so fast?!?! Thank you sooo much for posting the lyrics cause i couldnt understand half the thing he was saying although i understood the general idea of this song.

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