Well, I turned my microwave on and I cooked my chicken ravioli
The last ten years of my life Iâve been feeling kind of lonely
I donât do love, I donât do women named Hannah
I donât do red haired girls from Louisiana
Iâm suffering from a kind of indecision
About what Iâm a gonna watch on television
Iâll dream tonight of dancing in Coahulia
With a little brown haired girl and her tequila
My mama always seems to sing the same song
Youâll never meet no decent girls at Dallas honky tonks
What she says is true, with that I must agree
âCause any girl worth having wouldnât have a thing to do with me
Iâm suffering from a kind of indecision
About what Iâm a gonna watch on television
Iâll dream tonight of dancing in Coahulia
A little brown haired girl and her tequila
Iâm sitting here just to a sucking on my cavity, cavity
I'm thinking of the things they used to say to me, tragedy
And Iâm suffering from a kind of indecision
About a little brown haired, a little brown haired
A little brown haired girl and her tequila