Nuts Can Surf – Old Man Satan (take 85) lyrics

Old........ man Satan take 85 Rolling... {and.
I'm proud of the brothers not beatin up their women & what-not }.Old
man Satan lives next to me Doesn't,
use the toilet when he takes a pee Sleeps.
outside on his bed Jumpin
out of windows with a spoon on his head Shouts
out old heavy metal tunes Bald
spots created when he smells the fumes Conjures.
up demons in his hall Sacrifies,
chickens with a 10lb maul Fires.
of hell in his swimming pool And,
painted on the roof is "devil rules "!Eats.
lunch at 12 00am: He's.
bald on the top has hair on the sides his horns Stick,
out about 2 miles wide Its.
hot in the kitchen and even hotter in the den And
if you say jump he'll say "when" 666.
carved on his face Likes,
velcro he, hates shoelace Fangs.
in his mouth smoke from his ears He,
goes crazy when he has 2 beers -.Jumpin
out of a hoola-hoop Got.
a joggin suit charded and black Calls,
everybody potato-jack Shoots.
angels out of the sky Pentagram,
glued over his eye Red.
pitch fork under his bed 10,
foot snakes crawl around his head Curses.
me like a rambalin' witch Hangs,
up in a ditch Worships.
himself with 4 teenage kids Always,
wearin make-up under the bridge (breakdown.
dogg)