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Nerf Herder – I've Got A Boner For Christmas lyrics

I've got a boner for Christmas

Mend up your stocking hole
Cause this lump ain't ne'er coal
I've got a boner for Christmas

Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for Christmas

Singin' joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls


Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my c*** in
I've got a boner for Christmas

All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas

Singing joy to the world.
Each and every girl.
To a-all of your girls
I've got a boner
For Christmas

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