Mountain Brothers – Day Jobs lyrics

Can't stand my damn day job.. That's right
Hate.. Oh man I hate my day job (oh man I hate my day job)
Yes sir I hate my day job (yes sir I hate my day job)
I really hate my freakin day job (I really hate my freakin day job)
Mr. Man I hate my day job (Mr. Man I hate my day job)
I can't stand my damn day job (I can't stand my damn day job)
Man I want to quit my day job (Man I want to quit my day job)
But I have to keep my day job (But I have to keep my day job)
I really hate my day job (Yeah I really hate my day job)
[Verse One]
Psssh I hate the freakin bakery seems they seem to make me
Into a laughin stock (Ha ha!) have to rock the puffy hat
Pastry apron with the matchin socks (whaaaat?)
God damn I gotta wear this please; I got a rep
It's a lot of times I hide for the hotties not to get a glimpse
But since it didn't fly I apply for a nine to five
At the five and dime (damn) about that much is mine
If I keep the ice cream machine nice and clean
Scheme to steal the dollar lotteries, all that's gotten me
Is a slew of losers in my cotton briefs
Stop with these condescending attitudes, do I have to shoot the coochie
But wait, we after snatchin dollars while we chasin comets after hours
If it's now, or later I'ma catch it 'til then
Resume my duties, replenish the relish and the ketchup
Uhh, check check check it, out
Everybody gotta work the day, job
Mountain Brothers, like this
Mountain Brothers just dress like this
[Chorus:]
I can't stand my damn day job (I can't stand my damn day job)
Man I want to quit my day job (Man I want to quit my day job)
But I have to keep my day job (But I have to keep my day job)
I really hate my day job (Yeah I really hate my day job)
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