Who can be romantic to Mike Watt? He's only a skeleton.
His body is a series of points with no height, length, or width.
In his joints, he feels life... His strongest connection.
Between the yelling and the sleep... Pain is the toughest riddle.
He's a dartboard!
His s** is disease!
He's a stop sign!
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