Mark Jonathan Davis – Star Wars Cantina lyrics

Her name was Leia: she was a princess.
With a Danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near…
So R2d2 found Ben Kenobi;
He had to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellion’s hands,
So Luke and Obi-Wan had to get to Alderaan,
So they stopped into Mos Isely to have a drink with Han!
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His name was Solo: he was a pilot.
With a blaster at his side and a smile 12 parsecs wide,
There with Chewbacca: he was a wookie.
They met with Luke and Obi Wan about the Millenium Falcon.
Docking bay 94. Stormtroopers at the door.
With a flash of Ben’s light saber, now there’s an arm on the floor!
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His name was Yoda: he was a muppet.
Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way, he’s Luke’s dad.
Luke kissed his sister; his hand got cut off.
In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day.
Boba Fett was so mean; Jabba had bad hygiene.
Why didn’t they all just relax back on Tattooine?
At the Star Wars – Star Wars Cantina.
The weirdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a!
Here at the Star Wars – Star Wars Cantina.
Music and blasters and old Jedi masters at the Star Wars…