DRASTIC STURGEON (LIVE) lyrics

Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving
Difference in prices is truly amazing
Chips from the freezer come in very big portions
Down our end you get fantastic reductions
You're a cheeky sod
You've changed the odds
Well if that's what you want
Dump the nag, and then you're shopping in Sainsbury's
Look so good all the people won't phase you
They'll all be looking at you spending a fortune
Like the second coming with a much better hairdo
You're a cheeky sod
You've changed the odds
Well if that's what you want
Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I'll be leaving soon
Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect
Pity 'bout the scar that is hidden below deck
Just like new 'cos your change is so drastic
Stay in the shade 'cos you're so fucking plastic
Don't look twice
'Cos you've got different eyes
Than the ones that were fine
That you could see through
Don't look twice
'Cos you've got different thighs
Than the ones that were fine
That you could sit through, yeah