Take My Drunk Ass Home lyrics

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It's time to take my drunk ass home...
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone...
Hit on all the girls, sang every song...
It's time to take my drunk ass home...

Well I worked all week
So I could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
But 1 turned to 10
And 10 turned to 20
And 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many

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Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt
I can't find my keys for all this parkin lot dirt
My fall back plan, has done got sad
Cause my ex-girlfriend aint lookin half bad

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"Help me up... Aw put me back down put me back down"

I sucker punched my best friend
And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band
I I look like hell...
I feel like shit...
I think it's time I call it quits...

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Yea it's time to take my drunk ass home
I twisted up my ankle, can't find my cell phone
Yea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone...
It's time to take my drunk ass home...

If yall agree, then sing along
It's time to take, my drunk ass home...

"oh somebody call me a cab, please"