You're like a screen flashing insufficient funds.
Cops knocking when the party's just begun.
You're a big rain cloud parked over my boat.
You're a cell phone splashing in my coffee cup.
A fumble on the one when my team was going up.
You're like brakes on my brain and all I know...
You're a buzzkill every time you come around.
Those beers might as well have been poured out.
Why are you still showing up and bringing me down?
Cold Beer Drinker
Hey! Whiskey burns me up, wine turns my teeth all red.
Tequila makes me loco, champagne hurts my head.
But let me tell ya I'm a real big fan, of ice fishin' for them aluminum cans.
I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger.
Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll.
I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger,
King of the grill and a short putt sinker,
I'm just a cold beer drinker.
Just A Sip
What gives you courage to walk up to a ten in a bar
What turns the nervous into a rockstar
What gets you through the week then
And right on through the weekend
And puts you back together again
Just a sip, just a sip
Beer or whiskey if you're with me, wet your lips
Gonna be mmhmm so good, mmhmm so nice
Starting this night off so right with...
Love In A College Town
Girl I'll be over there
With my buddies drinkin' beer
If you need me, come and get me
When you hear our song
In a little while
When you're ready shoot me that smile
That way I'll know, that it's time to go
You got your buzz on
We won't ever look as good as we do now
Shake The Sand
From that first second I laid eyes on you,
To them kisses this morning,
To right now in this room,
You know Iíve been going crazy over you.
And here we are again tonight,
Holding on feeling right,
Lets shake the sand off the sheets,
Take them shoes off your feet,
There's a fifty-fifty chance
That the room ain't ready
Odds are, the cooler's too heavy,
To tote down to the beach all by myself
I'd be willing to bet,
By the end of the week
I'll pass out in room 319
And to round up all my clothes
I might need a little help
You got your sundress on for game day
Just to drink beer on an old tailgate
You were born and raised to be a southern belle
But in a place like this you like to raise a little hell
You got your year-round tan
Youíre on the five year plan
You shake your little pom poms up in the stands
It was the last night at the Holiday Inn, there was a fire on the beach
I was trying to talk to some other girl and she was bird dogging me
I finally had enough, I pulled over to the side
Brushed her hair back and looked her strait in the eye
It was a spring break-up, baby don't cry
You ain't from here and neither am I
We gotta little drunk and had a good time
It's a Spring Break-up,
(It's 'bout that time a year again! )
It was bumper to bumper when I hit that county
So I stopped and let the top down;
Speakers where a bumpin',
Little hip-hop somethin'
I was stirrin' up a coke and crown;
Didn't even check in the room,
We went straight for the beach,
Take My Drunk Ass Home
It's time to take my drunk ass home...
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone...
Hit on all the girls, sang every song...
It's time to take my drunk ass home...
Well I worked all week
So I could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
But 1 turned to 10
We've been gettin' beat up by this ol' life,
Seems all we got left is Friday and Saturday night and sometimes Sunday if Monday is a holiday.
I got a bunch of buddies I ain't seen in a while,
I got some good-time fun and hot dog buns in a stock pile, with some home brew, Malibu and Miller Lite.
Girl put on that short little party dress and make me a little bit
Jealous. It's gunna be a wild weekend, been on the phone with all my friends.
There's a little spot in the river bend were the sun sits high.
Long as the keg don't float and the ice don't melt, we'll loosen up a notch on the Bible belt.
Girl you can bet we'll fall in love again and again and again.
It's gunna be a wild, wild, wild weekend.