What do you say bk?
Are you going to tell me that concept for this telephone video or what?
Well... First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance.
And, it's not even close to Poker Face or Just Dance,
So I will distract them by getting half naked,
And, throw everything at them,
But, the kitchen sink sink, the kitchen sink sink, what do you think think...
I will prove that I don't have a penis, wink wink,
First I'll get stripped naked by some burly prison guards,
Then make out with a she-male in the prison yard yard,
This video seems goofy you should just do it alone,
Besides I'm getting sick of all these songs about phones,
Bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialoge,
We poison everyone including a cute dog,
Then we start to dance,
And there's dead people everywhere,
As usual I have a lot of crazy crap in my hair,
We hide the de-dead bodies in the Ba-ba-basement,
Blood and Guts and boobs and Butts,
And, I just wanna make your head explode,
Beep-beep-Beep Beep-Beep Beep-beep-beep
That was Lady Gaga in morose code,
If you think I'm doing this,
Then you're a crazy bastard,
You must of blown a gasket,
Are you tripping on acid,
As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard,
And, did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket,
I just wanna do a simple shoot with dancing,
You used to be a diva,
Now, your Marilyn Manson,
Your gonna do my video,
And, do it my way,
I'd hate for something bad to happen to your family,
That's right Beyonce',
A piano might accidently fall on Jay-Z,
Somebody help me cause I don't want to sing anymore,
She's got a gun to my head on the dance floor,
Rub a dub-dub three nuns in a tub,
And, they're doing it with a garden gnome,
Please don't beat me up,
But I have to ask what,
Does it have to do with a telephone?
You're crazy bitch! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/l/lady_mama/telephone_parody.html