The Television Show lyrics

I'll cut your tongue right out of you
And then I'll eat your wedding ring
No roundabouts, no swings
You're always cold
You're always cold
Stick two fingers up at you
Spit in your face like you do
Then calm down, break through
You're always cold
You're always cold
You're always cold
I love you to infinity
It's nothing but a television show
You're the best I could ever have
But please remember its half and half
I want you out of my house now
Fuck off back to Middlewich
Grab your bags and don't come back
I'll see you soon
I'll see you soon
Sometimes everything is wrong
So disregard my smile
Someday this will end and
We'll both be old
We'll both be old
I love you to infinity
It's nothing but a television show
You're the best I could ever have
But please remember its half and half
You're the best thing that I ever had
Remember that I want you back
You're the best thing that I ever had
Remember everything we had
I love you to infinity
It's nothing but a television show
You're the best I could ever have
But please remember its half and half