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Kevin Fowler – Santa Got Busted By The Border Patrol lyrics

Santa was down in Juarez on Christmas Eve
Trying to take the toys to kids in need
Slid down the chimney, there was the strangest smell
He landed in the house of the local cartel

They were smokin' somethin' funny, didn't know what it was
Santa got himself a little secondhand buzz
He ate every single tortilla in sight
He said, "Feliz navidad, amigos, have a good night"

Santa got busted by the border patrol
Coming into Texas trying to leave Mexico
His eyes were redder than ole Rudolph's nose
Santa got busted by the border patrol

The cops said, "Hey, what's in that big, red sack
"Our dogs are sniffin'; yeah, you'd better step back"
They started high fivin' sayin', "Ain't we slick
"We got Willie, got Nelly, now we got Saint Nick"

Santa got busted by the border patrol
Eighty-five miles east of El Paso
If you're comin' into Texas, find another way to go
Santa got busted by the border patrol

The judge said, "Naw, this just ain't right
"Who the hell would bust Santa on Christmas night"
He swung his gavel and said, "Case dismissed
"Keep flyin' high, get the toys to those kids"

Santa got busted by the border patrol
Coming into Texas trying to leave Mexico
His eyes were redder than ole Rudolph's nose
Santa got busted by the border patrol

Santa got busted by the border patrol
Eighty-five miles east of El Paso
If you're comin' into Texas, find another way to go
Santa got busted by the border patrol

Santa got busted by the border patrol



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