Back On The Map
Gotten too far off the map
Not so sure I can get back.
Was I the one who drifted off?
Did I take advantage of good love?
'Cause I swear I did everything I could've done
But what good is love
Without the trust?
Does anybody wanna
Put me back, put me back
Between the lunch and dinner rush
Kelly caught that out bound bus for Vegas.
And we're all out here talkin trash, makin bets,
Lips wrapped round our cigarettes.
She always thought she was too good to be a waitress.
We all say that we'll quit someday
When our ship comes in we'll just sail away.
But we're just blowin smoke.
Picked you out and picked you up
Hopin' that my luck would change
Let the summer fill my lungs
Superstition fill my brain
A million little wishes float across the sky
But it's a waste of breath and a waste of time, I know
Cause just like him, you always leave me crying
Follow Your Arrow
If you save yourself for marriage, you're a bore.
You don't save yourself for marriage, you're a horrible person.
If you won't have a drink, then you're a prude.
But they'll call you a drunk as soon you down the first one.
If you can't lose the weight, then you're just fat.
But if you lose too much, then you're on crack.
You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't,
So you might as well just do whatever you want.
It Is What It Is
I think were thinking to hard,
To put on your shoes and get in your car,
Put it in drive and point it this way,
We don't have to talk,
You don't have to stay,
But I aint got no one sleepin with me,
And you aint got no where that you need to be,
Maybe I love you,
Maybe I'm just kind of bored,
I Miss You
Oh my God it's you, I never thought I'd see you here.
Looks like all is well, like you're having a hell of a good time.
Me? Not gonna lie.
Got the sunshine on my shoulders
Got a fistful of four leaf clovers
Yeah my cup runneth over
My sky is blue
Been kissed by Lady Luck,
The stars are all lined up,
Keep It To Yourself
You turn on the light
Then you turn it back off
'Cause sleeping alone, yeah it ain't what you thought
It's the drip of the sink
It's the click of the clock
And you're wondering if I'm sleeping
You heard from your friends
That I'm doing okay
And you're thinking, maybe you made a mistake
Merry Go 'Round
If you ain't got two kids by twenty one
You're probably gonna die alone
At least, that's what tradition told you
And it don't matter if you don't believe
Come Sunday morning, you'd best be there
In the front row like you're supposed to
Same hurt in every heart
Same trailer, different park
Who needs a house up on a hill,
When you can have one on four wheels
And take it anywhere the wind might go
You don't ever have to mow the yard
Just hang a map and throw a dart
Pray to God the engine starts and go
Water and electric and a place to drain the septic
Any KOA is A-OK as long as I'm with you
So come on hitch your wagon
Woke up on the right side of rock bottom
You're all out of pennies, and the well it done run dry
Light 'em up and smoke 'em if you had 'em,
But you just ain't got 'em
Ain't we always looking for a bluer sky
If you're ever gonna find a silver lining
It's gotta be a cloudy day,
It's gotta be a cloudy day
If you wanna fill your bottle up with lightning,
You sure look real pretty in your glass house
You probably think youíre too good to take the trash out
Well are you dumb or are you blind
Cause itís a real fine line
Between telling a joke and turning a knife
Donít wreck my reputation
Let me wreck my own
Step off, step off
Yeah youíre getting too close to me
Plays you like a fiddle
Shakes you like rattle
Takes away your gun and sends you into battle
Huffs and he puffs till it blows your house down
And He don't know your heart from a hole in the ground
Stupid love is stupid
Don't know why we always do it