Who Is Kamaljit? lyrics

Ahh Mrs Jewcy im plaesed to tell you that you have given birth to a healthy baby boy.What are you going to call him?

Ummm i tink i am going to call himmm Kamaljit.

Kamaljit err what a lovely name.

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Who the hell is kamaljit im just gonna tell how it is, i've bin doin it since i was a kid, so im givin u all i gotta give.(ohh ohh)
Who the hell is Kamaljit ever since steppin in da game,I know life will neva be the same, but there's some things that will neva change.

Verse 1
Bak in da day wen i was just a little minor.Before my motha even spat me out of her vagini. I was swimmin in my daddys sak wiv a book in my hand wen i focused and spotted a mic being the crostay gland. I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me suprised me, I had to fight the power like the eyes of me. Memorised rhymmes but i kept loosin dem all, so i scribbled down on my mothas uterus wall.
So years went by and Jay Sean went down in history like superman my composition was a mystery. I was 2 and other kids were lernin the alphabet but i was revisin schemes to make the catch that i was out to get. Only 3 and alredy my rhymmes were out to win, my shit wud drop so hard that even the panties cudn't hold it in. Bribed by the geniuses by lyricists and scientists,Only 6 and i was lecturin my alliances,Even Einstein came to knock upon my door ya know.Pissed off cus i updated his formula, wen he sniffed the excellence and replaced the mc squared with mc Jay Sean, change it even no one dares scared cus i went on to steal his nobel prize for being the youngest mother fuckin genius alive.

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Verse 2
I ent no gangsta, i ent no hood rat, i ent a thug and i don't call girlz pigeons so i ent no scrub. I ent talkin about facked which is all for faws and i don't do drive bys or rob or break no laws.I ent perfect and i ent sayin i got no flaws, naa scratch that im lyin stop yo pause. I ent a junkie so i ent touched no crack, i neva took an e issue or took or smoked a sack. And i ent rich so i don't drive a lexus or a benz, jeep or a beemer just an escort my friends.And i ent from the hood i even went to private skool so i have neva had to watch my bak for rendevous and i ent had it hard