Who Is Kamaljit? Lyrics
Ahh Mrs Jhooti, I'm pleased to tell you, you've given birth to a healthy baby boy, so what are you going to call him?
Ermmmm I think I'm going to call him Kamaljit
Kamaljit? Wot a, wot a lovely name
Who the hell is kamaljit I'm just tell how it is, I've bin doin it since I was a kid, so I'm givin you all I gotta give.(ohh ohh)
Who the hell is Kamaljit ever since steppin in the game, I know life will neva be the same, but there's some things that will neva change.
Back in the day wen I was just a little minor. Before my mother even spat me out of her v****a.
I was swimmin in my daddys sack with a book in my hand when I focused and spotted a mic behind the prostate gland.
I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me, suprised me, I had to fight the
Power idolised me.
Memorised rhymmes but I kept loosin them all, so I scribbled down on my mothers uterus wall.
So years went by and Jay Sean went down in history like superman my composition was a mystery.
I was 2 and other kids were learning the alphabet but I was revising schemes to make the cash that I was out to get.
Only 3 and alredy my rhymmes were out to win, my s**t would drop so hard that even pampers cudn't hold it in.
Branded a the geniuses by lyricists and scientists, Only 6 and I was lecturin my alliances, Even Einstein came to knock upon my door ya know.
Pissed off cus I updated his formula, wen he stood for excellence and replaced the mc squared with mc Jay Sean, change it even no one dares scared cus I went on to steal his nobel prize for being the youngest
Mother fuckin genius alive.
I aint a gangsta, I aint no hood rat, I aint a thug and I don't call girls pigeons so I aint no scrub. I aint talkin about gats which is all for fours and I don't do drive bys, rob or break no laws. And I aint perfect and I aint sayin I got no flaws, naa scratch that I'm lyin stop yo pause. I aint a junkie so I never touched the crack, I neva took an e issue, hold or smoked a sack. And I aint rich so I don't drive the lex or a benz, jeep or a beemer just an escort my friends. And I aint from the hood I even went to private school so I have never had to watch my back for rendevous and I aint had it hard, never pulled a knife on the streets, never hustled on the block or lived a life as a g and I aint stood on the pavement hungry and rapped for cash and I aint ever claimed that I was ever strapped with gats... And I aint black yo you don't have to be black to rap just look at eminem triple platinum and that's a fact
Cough cough cough
Aint smokin cigars, sippin moet all day
And I aint dealing with more b*****s than the rspca
I aint a yankee I'm cockney like, scuse me geezer
I aint chillin with naked girls in the jacuzzi neither
I aint on Dom P, why give me a bacardi breezer
It aint got diamonds just some ice in my freezer
Aint got hydrolics on my ride
Can't even come close the last time I tried I musta clocked up and it done broke
I aint braggin but I got skills wen I rhyme
And I aint blaggin but you thru if you were stealing my lines
And I'm the first to admit... That often I curse and I spit at rapping these verses and s**t just how much worser can it get
I aint so famous that I can even bop to the shops
Just coz last year I performed on top of the pops
Mtv cribz, forget it I got nothing to boast
The truth is, I'm still living at home with the folks
Oi blad I swear he said his name was jay sean you kno
Nah nah nah he sed in that me against myself init,
He said his names g** p*** and that
What! Nah man, it's jay sean, like back in the day
He was like mc mickey J, nah wot I mean like when he was like
Doing that whole, the whole rapping ting, I dunno man, I think he's bare confused init... !
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