Insane Clown PosseInsane Clown Posse – lyrics
A ninja is the branch of the japenese samurai. a very oldOrginization. its origins are hundreds of years old. muchOf its historys been lost. not many ninjas exist today, yetThey all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of ninjitsu.No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die.Ninjas possess superior skills of ninjitsu, motherfuckerNinjas have imdominal fighting skillsIm ninja, a ninjer, a motherfucking ninjaDamn, I wish I could be a shogun samuraiSo I can swing a sword and make necks flyId go to school and ninja crawl through the hallsThen Id jump out and stab bitches in the ballsCuz I remember these kids from the playgroundEverybodyd hang around, we were all downBut then we grew up and everybody turned awayAnd now they dissin me, yellin fuck nerdy jIts sad to think of how it changed as I got olderAs I sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uhWhat I would do if I only had a ninja swordYoud see blood start flingin on the chalk boardId tell the whole class nobody move a jiggleFirst one to do, Ill make your fuckin neck wiggleEveryone would start jockin, the news would take my pictureDamn, I wish I could be a ninjaDamn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)Damn, itd feel good to see people up on it(2x)After I was killing all the yuppie fucksAll the poor kids would come and swing from my nutsAnd I would walk home feeling like a samuraiId walk in the house and see my momma cryId ask why, shed point to my drunk popsHe tried to hit her again but that shit stopsI kick him in his throat, you hear his neck breakI throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his faceId tell him, dad, now look at all your broken glassWhy dont you pick it all up and stick it in your ass? I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take foreverWhen he was done, Id squeeze his butt cheeks togetherNow get the fuck out my house, never come backI throw a chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!)I turn to my mother, Im sorry that he hit yaDamn, I wish I could be a ninjaDamn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)Damn, itd feel good to see people up on it(2x)If I could be a ninja, my daddyd be deadBut I still gotta go to work and pay the rentI flip french fries for two twenty-fiveMr. donny works here, hes fuckin forty-fiveBut he think he the shit cuz he the bossI guess he dont know that his life is a lossI walk in, about 5 minutes lateCuz I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade but mr. donny wanna try and get up in my faceScreaming at me, sweatin over this placeMad cuz Im late, hes no better than meJust another bitch working for next to freeI thought about taking my ninja steelAnd cuttin up his body and fry him on the grillBut hes too fuckin whack and I can kill this bitchAnd I dont even need to be a ninjaDamn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)Damn, itd feel good to see people up on it(7x)Yeah, yeah, Im a ninja, yeahFuck that!! Im a wicked clown, bitch!!!!!
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