The Stalker lyrics

The stalkerYeah, the stalkerI’m gonna stalk this hoochie (repeat)So I’m grippin’ this old piece of shit, rightHere’s this smoochie-poo at the stop lightHow’s about date? 2 tickets for the circus, pick ya up at 8Fuck no, you’re loserYeah, but I’ll stick my boot up your assBut I ain’t naggin’To the next light in my pink volkswagonOh, excuse me ho, I’m violent j act like ya knowViolent j the country singer? No, violent j the southwest gangstaroAnd the bitch was gone (awww)And I followed her home (aaahhh!)Cause I got it goin on (hooo!)And I’m in the haugh (yup)Parked in a spot good enough to hawk herThings you do when you’s a stalkerSo what happened? Well I really don’t like to talkAbout it but he ruined my lifeI mean he was everywhere, everywhere I wentThe stalkerI think that ditso likes me, yeahShe tells you to fuck off with such classI think that ditso likes meYeah go on and get that ass!Well the stalker, stalks his targetJust happened to see her at the supermarketOh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucksYou would like jiffy but it ain’t got no nutsWhy don’t ya try theseShe ran away scared and I’m starin at her butt cheeksCause I know she love meShe wanna tease and tease n rub and dub meHello? Hi, it’s meHello? You love meHello? I love youHello? hello? Biggitty-bi booI’m back in the stone brick houseCandle light dinner and some mexican chow,Yo I know she gonna show upTick tock tick tock no luckPeep through her window jack off in the backyardSomebody pulled a jokers cardAnd you know when jokers caught yaThings you do when you’s a stalkerAre you ok? I don’t know, because I know he’ll be back he always comes backI’ll never be able to lead a normal life again it’s okayThe stalkerI think that ditso likes me yeahShe tells you to fuck off with such classSaid I think that ditso likes meYeah, go on and get that ass!I’m gonna stalk this hoochie (hoochie coochie hoochie)I’m gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie hoochie)I’ve been honkin for about 2 weeksAnd I ain’t even got a fuckin kiss on the cheekShe’s with some fuck faceI’m gonna put that college boy in a neck braceI’ve gotta just chillShe loves me lots and that’s for realThat night I snuck in the back doorWith a bucket of chicken and bottle of faygoTip-toe tip-toe creepin cause I know my baby sleepinSnuck in the bedroom looked through aaahhh!!She stuck me in the eye with a broom.....pulled it outPopped my eye back in and I can’t find herRan through the bedroom, ran through the living roomRan through the bathroom, gotta take a dooNow I stress, pullin out my hairI think I heard that bitch upstairsUp the steps, wicked clown, then I hear a clickinSoundHoney is that you? How’s bout a kissie smoochie pooHer daddy’s gun to my nuggetNever liked the bitch anyway, fuck itWhat’d you do? I tried run but he was always right there just ahead of me.He would always catch me and hurt meI think that ditso likes me yeahShe tells you to fuck off with suck classI think that ditso likes meYeah, go on and get that ass (5x)I also like to blow holes into the heads of rednecks
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