3 Rings lyrics

3 Rings <br />
<br />
"Is this on?" <br />
<br />
"Gather round my wealthy friends <br />
And endure the horrifying sights <br />
Only your worst nightmares can produce <br />
Actual human beings of a deformed nature <br />
Come at once <br />
And come and enduldge yourself <br />
In our own twisted amusement of <br />
Another's misfortune <br />
Yes ladies and gentlemen <br />
Enter our three ring show of freaks" <br />
<br />
[Violent J] <br />
Ring one a dung a dung dung <br />
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue <br />
To the desk in school then I run down the hall <br />
Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches <br />
Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties <br />
Just cause I don't look like everybody <br />
I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys <br />
Scary, bula! <br />
And what's the big deal about my neck <br />
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch <br />
Up a couple feet to get a better sight <br />
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright <br />
No, so, now how ya gonna act? <br />
So what if I got another arm growing out of my back <br />
I guess I'm just another freak show thing <br />
And now they got me in the three ri-ii-ii-ing <br />
<br />
[Chorus (2x)] <br />
Three ring a ding a ding ding <br />
People love to point and stare <br />
Three ring a ding a ding ding <br />
It's the same as everywhere <br />
<br />
[Shaggy 2 Dope] <br />
Ring two, how do you do? <br />
I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who? <br />
You don't try to front ho <br />
Try to play me out just cause I'm running with the sideshow <br />
Or maybe it's the leg growing out my neck <br />
But don't jet baby, heh, not yet <br />
I'm popping in like a pound of lead <br />
Black n blue, his next roll and drop me on my head <br />
Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits <br />
Cuz when I was two my momma left me at the circus <br />
Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows <br />
Like bad boys, hermaphrodites and old man crow <br />
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone <br />
Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone <br />
So don't be stickin your finger in my face stank <br />
Or your stomach might receive a shank from the... <br />
<br />
[Chorus (2x)] <br />
<br />
"I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves <br />
Here at our three ring exhibit <br />
But to be honest I really don't see <br />
What's so fucking funny about it <br />
These fucking people are real!" <br />
<br />
[Violent J] <br />
Ring three, the ICP <br />
Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me <br />
That's how you get fucked up <br />
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut <br />
Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird <br />
Have Snake woman kick my love to the curb <br />
She busted into my tent, now I'm fucked <br />
Had the fat bearded lady in the buck, uh <br />
Fuck that, bitch, suck that <br />
I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac <br />
Just two balls hanging with no protection so <br />
I move real careful and slow <br />
You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak <br />
Call me Don Knots cuz I'm getting on it every week, uh <br />
So come see the carnival and threw me your change, bitch <br />
I chill with the three rings <br />
<br />
[Chorus(2x)] <br />
<br />
"Well, that's it <br />
I hope you're satisfied <br />
I hope you had a good time <br />
You fucking heartless bastards <br />
You saw what you wanted <br />
So grab your fucking kids <br />
And that fat flop of shit wife of yours <br />
And get the fuck out of our circus tent <br />
You cold-hearted sons of bitches <br />
You think they look fucked up <br />
Just wait till I kick your <br />
Fucking lips in a couple times <br />
You'll be sittin up here like a bitch <br />
And we'll laughing at your folded ass <br />
They'll call you lumpy <br />
After I done put knots <br />
All over your fuckin forehead <br />
Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here <br />
How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot <br />
You fucking little bitch <br />
Come here, I'll shove that <br />
Fucking corn dog up your ass <br />
Get the fuck out of here <br />
Show's fucking over <br />
Get the fuck out of here <br />
You fucking heartless bastards
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