Sex Ed Rocks lyrics
There comes a time in every man's life
When he grows hair where it used to be bare I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy Because periods suck and commas rule! This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read) Just forget what the others have said Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby, And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry They have the ability to pee in your eye Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry They have the ability to pee in your eye (OH MY GOD IT BURNS! ) And did we mention The risk of getting STDs Not just gross hookers have it Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit You don't know who Dennis Rodman is? Well maybe you should watch more basketball Wait a second this is not about sports Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read) Just forget what the others have said Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed Your body is growing You will get hairy Your puny voice will start to change And your no-no place will feel a bit strange Your pits will stink You will get zits on your face Without this knowledge you will scare girls away So listen to this song every day
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