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I love to be a British queen
I am Victoria, you see
Now where's my British butler
With my British cup of tea?
Tea is not from Britain, ma'am
From India it was brought
Yes, for your cuppa, thousands died
And many wars were fought

British things, my British things
It seems that tea is not
British things, my British things
Can I sweeten it a jot?

Do tell me sugar's British though
No, it's Caribbean imported
For sugar in your cup of tea
Slavery's been supported
I know it's wrong, your majesty
But slaves in Africa
Worked hard in fields of sugar cane
To sweeten up your char

British things, ah British things
I thought that there were many
British things, ah British things
Afraid there's hardly any

You know your British cotton vest
What's wrong with it? Explain!
The cotton's from America
And picked by... slaves again!
Your empire's built on fighting wars
That's how your income's swollen
Your British things are from abroad
And most are frankly stolen

Whatever next? Go on! Pray tell!
Our British queen is foreign as well?
It's true, I am of foreign descent
And your husband, Albert? A German gent!
At least I've got a British name
Victoria's Latin... that's a shame!

British things, ah British things
There are none, we declare
All our favourite British things
Seem to come from elsewhere!



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    UnregisteredMar 19, 2012 at 6:12 pm
    As an american, i've always thought of britain as not producing much of anything except british people (and awesome television shows like horrible histories! ), so it's interesting to see victoria's surprise. Who is that actress, anyway? She's great.

    And what's with the butler in the video? He's staring at the camera like it's a weeping angel, and his voice is all weird... And then he dumps sugar on the queen's head, which is hilarious even if it makes no sense.
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    hello1927Feb 6, 2012 at 5:03 pm
    This is a good song. All about, the things british people take for granted, but people worked hard for us to have pleasure

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