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I was thoroughly impressed when Bill Clinton did his 5 hour testimony on how he didn't get it on with a girl.
And they asked him really direct questions like:
"Look, did you get it on with this chick or not?"
"Get? What do you mean by the word 'Get'?"[Clinton]
Basically, he had 800 spears a minute thrown at him for five hours, and dodged everyone of them.
Amazing.

You know, most Americans can't speak English.
Here's a guy who uses his toungue prettier than a $50 whore...
He is just amazing.
"Look, did you have oral sex with this woman?"
"Have?"[clinton]
*dodging sound effects and wooping noises*
AMAZING!!

He's amazing!!
They should teach Clinton in college.
Just how to get around in the language he is just like an eel in the weeds in the ocean, man.
He's like an eel going through the Sargasso Sea, man. Ya know?
He's slick and slippery...you can't get to the guy.
He's not teflon, he's just oily.
He's like a Dukes-of-Hazard-kinda-yahoo-guy.

And he's gettin' it, ya know?
And I was really impressed with his use of language.
I just thought it was brilliant, ya know?
And he sat there, real composed, and took direct questions and changed them into this trapezoidal, abstract queries.
And you're like, "Look! Red light/Green light! Yes or no!!"
And he's like,"Wha---" *dodging noises*
And then he walks away like, "Fuck you!"

Ya gotta give him a little bit of credit because, shit man, you can't even get by a parking ticket, man.
By the end of him getting a parking ticket, or traffic ticket, the cop would be giving him a hand job at the end of it!

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