Guttermouth – What's The Big Deal? lyrics

It's a 3 day weekend
I'm loading up my truck
Got tons of beer
Might shot a deer
Blow the shit out of a duck
Stever's got a cross bow
Jamie a shotgun
Anything that fucking moves
Ready aim fire blam!
Oh my god I can't believe
The antlers on that buck
It would take 40 men
To load him in the truck
Niceshot
Niceshot
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Got that sucker right between the eyes
Let's get a cold one don
Love seats made from hides
Stock your smoke house full of meat
Pink and blue and yellow key chains
Made from rabbits feet
Trade your jerky to the indians
Enjoy a goon skin hat
Whip up some homemade crisco
With the extra fat
I'm wishin
A flock of geese would fly on by
I'm hopin
I can bag not 4 but 5 reloldin
Jesus fucking christ
That's the biggest moose I have ever seen
Get my gun god damn it get him
If I can't shoot them
I'll start a forest fire
Watch em run
Right at my gun
No need for oscar meyer
That's a fine looking piece of meat young man
I'm ready for that one their
Yeah that ones for me
Trophie on your wall
Slap some new boots on your feet
Th e wallet in my pocket
Kinda smells like meat
A half a dozen ouail
A hearty rack of lamb
There must be 50 beavers
In that fucking dam