Octopus Hairpiece lyrics

Stop
People please
While surfing in the ocean
I somehow lost my hairpiece

I watched my age increase
As some pesky octopus
Took my tuft of manhood from me

(chorus)
Duck diving for my hairpiece
Im searching for my hairpiece
Duck diving for my hairpiece
Octopus hairpiece
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Look there on the reef
Make a lasso with my leash
Ride my sea horse to the deep

Im at one with the sea
Im a surfer from the soul
Until a clam swallowed my toupee whole

(repeat chorus)

Yea dude did i say dude
I know i sound like bill and ted
I got a sunburn on my head
Ive been to indo been to france
But the hairpieces are cheaper
Down in costa rica

(repeat chorus)