It's friday night, I've got a date
With this vegan girl Katee
You know I really like her style
Oh, I love you, Kate
But you've gone too far
You won't even sit in my brand new car
It's got reclining bucket seats
And a cd player, so what's your fucking beef?
Is it my cozy leather seats?
Is it the covers made from sheep?
Ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk
What kind of guy do you think I am?
You only take off your shoes when you're in Japan
I bought this outfit just for you
So what if they're suede?
And now my jacket too
So what am I supposed to do?
I'll freeze to death and catch the flu
Ok, I'll do it just for you
We made it out and we had an ok time
I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite
She said I'm sorry, Mark. I hope that you pull through
Next time we go out please just wear some different shoes
I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then
She said that condom you've got's made from a lamb's skin
So what's your problem?
Last friday night, you know I had a date
It was with this vegan girl
I think her name was Kate
If you're lookin for some action, or if you wanna score
Just eat some bark and acorns
And she will like you more than me!
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/guttermouth/abort_mission.html