The tavern’s open againThe line-up who light up will surely decide the fateOf these incorrigiblesWho plaster their messages up on the interstateWhen she turns fiftyI might be deadBut acting happy againGo singing his songs about rush-hour traffic jamsWhen the vodka kicks inA night at the rockiesDigging in for the slamWhen she turn fiftyI’ll bake the breadI’ll bake the bread. [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/guided_by_voices/when_she_turns_50.html ]