I have a positive hot giftWant one? A scoffer’s clutch karma issueWant one? A nursery whip for men who skipWant one? Living the dream of kings before childrenCome inside I’ll show youA ticket to sugar pieYeah, I want oneA lesson before you dieHey gimme oneI want one [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/guided_by_voices/want_one.html ]