Hey aardvark where’s my ashtrayPut it in my room so I can smokeLet’s hire a race car driverDrive through the park and just tell jokesAnd if it costs too muchI’ll foot the billBecause I willOh oh I would like thatOh oh I would like that [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/guided_by_voices/hey_aardvark.html ]