Bitches & Other Women (Medley) lyrics

This song appears on the Japanese release of ...Twice Shy
It was released in the U.S. only on a single.

I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a full night's sleep
I'm feeling so stuck, I'm so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week
I'm feeling drunk, just too stoned and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
Feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just had a cold meat pie

Girl when you call my name
I salivate like Pavlov's dog
Girl when you lay me out
My heart is beatin' louder than a big bass drum, oh yeah

Yeah you got the mix
and Audie you got the sticks
Love is a bitch
Yeah you got the mix
Audie you got them sticks boy
But love is a bitch, oh yeah

She's a restless bitch, baby

If I could sing you,
If I could sing you a love song so divine
Would it be enough for your cheatin' heart
Or would you think the boy's insane
He's insane

I'm talkin' 'bout the women
all around the world
Women behind bars
Women in fast cars
Women in distress
I like a lady with no dress
Women in aeroplanes
Women who play their games
Women in a uniform
See that woman with her clothes torn

Women who satisfy
Women you can't buy
Like the women in a magazine
Or the ladies in the limousine
Women who sip champagne
Women who feel no pain
Women in a disco
Hangin' around for the blow, blow, blow

Women wanting sympathy
Women taking Ecstacy
Women that live in a fantasy
So why they always livin' on their knees, oh

Women that fall in love
Women who need a shove
Women that can't be beat
Check out that lady in my back seat
Women in the U.S.A.
Those women steal your heart away
Women into rock 'n' roll
Or the ladies in the back of the bus after the show

Women that we write songs about
Women that turn around and kick your ass out
Women you dream about all your life
Women that can't wait to be in trouble, that's right

Yeah you got a mix
and Audie you got the sticks boy
But love is a bitch
Yeah you got a mix
Audie, you got the sticks baby
But love is a bitch, all right

She's a real cool bitch
She's a nasty bitch, yeah

Ain't love a bitch
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