Pre>i can take those riff raff
And get them out of your hair
Clean up your doorstep and polish your chair
I could move your house slightly to the left
Squeeze you till you're breathless
Then breathe you full of breath
I can give the zulu's a point to their spears
I can give the lechers a reason for their leers
I can give the angels a need to be alive
I can get the bees a buzzin' in their hive
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I can get you flyin' baby higher than a kite
You know I can oh baby I can
I would stop my cryin' if you'd only let me
Be your loverman [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/graham_parker/loverman.html ]
The people that you hang with
Well you know they're not my style
I'd like to sort of kill them at least for a short while
They treat me like a lackey they call me a yob
They made me build their outhouse
Though they know that ain't my job
I know I seem edgy but that's because I'm sharp
I know I could pluck you like the strings of a harp
I know I seem jumpy but it's not amphetamine
It's just that certain parts of me are gettin' out of line
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I could press your buttons I can fly you like a kite
You know I can, oh baby I can
I could be a glutton for you
If you let me be your loverman
I know you don 't think much of me
But these jerks you're attracted to
I'll make 'em look like monkeys hangin' up in the zoo
Cos I could charm the birds right out of the sky
At least if they were flightless and couldn't really fly
Did I tell you I was lucky did I tell you I was charmed
Did I tell you you'd look perfect hangin' on my arm
Did I tell you I had money in a safe deposit
Did I tell you last night I found elvis hangin' up in my closet
Well maybe I'm borin' you it looks like you're bored
Well it hurts to be crucified but it's worse to be ignored