Stadium Blitzer lyrics by Gourds

Whistle through my wallet

Rent's due - I ain't got it

I like my water heater

Its's a leaker in my stadium blitzer

Livings gotten easy

Everything I ever wanted

From glasgow and the liquor store

I'm completely satiated

No longer a romantic

I ain't slack-jawed

I am responsible

For the stupid things I say

Like the doctor and the poodle

Are procrastinators

There's a lover dancing and laughing

All the way to his grave ha ha ha ha