Why I Left California lyrics

Ok this guy walks into a bar no I'm just I'm just fucking with you
I'm kidding you no there's this young bull and this old bull and
they're standing on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

So they're standing on top of this hill, right, and they're
looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole fucking pasture,
and the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes I got this
really good idea and the old bull is like, yeah?

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

Yeah, he's like yeah, yeah I got this really good idea, let's
run down that hill and fuck one of those cows, and the old bull
just looks at him you know he's just looking at him he's like
look I got a better idea young bull is like oh yeah what's your
fucking brilliant idea and the old bull goes

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

And the old bull goes let's walk down that hill and fuck all of
those cows dig? you know like he ain't been in town long or
something, I don't know

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left Calif