Well, before we go any further, we agree
It's a pleasure to introduce Gilbert's L. P.
It's a pleasure of course providing we are paid
If not, we think it's the worst one he has made
Well, before I go any further let me say
That as far as I'm concerned you will be paid
And as Stanley said when he saw Livingstone
I presume the opening tune's
You got me going...
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