Chorus:
If the whole world was a honky tonk
And it revolved around an old jukebox
Wed tell our troubles to the bar
Over cryin steel guitars
And soon theyd all be gone
If you asked me what I thought
Id say wed be better off
If the whole world was a honky tonk
You could smoke that cigarette
Be politically incorrect
Show off that red around your neck
Not hear a single soul object [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/george_strait/if_the_whole_world_was_a_honky_tonk.html ]
Wouldnt need no lawyers to decide
Who is wrong and who is right
No need for big expensive trials
Brother wed just step outside
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Wouldnt have to pay no tax
Just set a tip jar in the back
If we ran low wed pass the hat
I bet wed all be in the black
If the whole world was a honky tonk
And if youre lookin for love
Someone to heal that broken heart
Hey, buddy, youd be in luck
You wouldnt have to go that far
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Life would be a three chord song
And the king would be George Jones
If the whole world was a honky tonk