Trend lyrics
Woke up today
Looking through my email It's all triple x - explicit sex But I'm not horny Can't make it stop, the different colored soda pops Striped toe socks, call the cops I can't take anymore I've got the perfect cel plan with nights and weekends free All the ringtones that I need But no one ever calls me I should paint myself green Walk around in a red g-string Cause I just don't fit in Turn my hat sideways Put a band aid on my face You know that I.... Wish I could start a trend Checkin' out and in of the Paris Hilton Joe Millionaire - he's a has been Flippin' through a hundred million channels But I still watch Road Rules Lose the pounds FLIP You gotta buy now FLIP Here's the number to save your soul FLIP Breaking news...another Michael Jackson scandal I've got the perfect cel plan with nights and weekends free More on-peak than I need But no one ever calls me I'll wear low rider jeans Put a barbell through my dingaling Cause I just don't fit in Turn my hat sideways Put a band aid on my pretty face Cause I wish, I know, I could.... I would start a trend Nana nana na Nana nana na Nana nana na Then there's my girlfriend She's such a cutie She'd be a beauty If she could get an extreme makeover on that booty I could bend her over and she let me spank it Take off my jeans The zipper pinched my dingaling And I don't really fit in Throw my hat away Take that stupid band aid off my face And I...I wish there were One more way to tan your skin A reality show where no one wins If I would be myself Then I would start a trend If I'd just be myself
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