Hello, teenage America (heh),
My name is Suzy Creemcheese,
I'm Suzy Creemcheese because I've never worn fake eyelashes in my whole life
And I never made it on surfing set
And I never made it on beatnik set
And I couldn't cut the groupie set either
And, um. ..
Actually I really fucked up in Europe.
Now that I've done it all over and nobody else will accept me
I've come home to my Mothers
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/f/frank_zappa/the_voice_of_cheese_lyrics.html