The Booger Man Lyrics
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals)George duke (keyboards)Ruth underwood (percussion)Tom fowler (bass)Chester thompson (drums)White juice on his beardwell the booger manwhite juice on his beardget downwhite juice on his beardthe booger manwhite juice on his beardin my roomwhite juice on his beardlook at the boogerwhite juice on his beardthen he was gonewhite juice on his beardwait three hourswhite juice on his bearddidnt sing no songwhite juice on his beardi said: what you’re doingnone of your bizzsaid what you’re doinghe said: none of your bizzhis pants were sticking through his legtalk about the booger manhis pants were sticking through his legright over therehis pants were sticking through his legoh the booger manhis pants were sticking through his leghad a bearhis pants were sticking through his legthe booger manwonder whythey ate after sixwonder whyi said: what you’re doingwonder whywith you ole trickswonder whyoh lord the booger manhis pants were sticking through his legin my roomhis pants were sticking through his legdamn little boogerwhite stuff on his beardtill my noonwhite stuff on his beardwhat you’re doingwhite cream on his beardin my bedwhite cream on his beardwith that boogerhis pants were sticking through his leginsteadhis pants were sticking through his legsomebody findsmell my beard is what he saidsomebody find, find, findsmell my beard is what he saidsomebody find, find, findsho was goodsomebody made me do thisthe booger man get on downthe booger man had a crownon his head nowcleaned his shoesin his bed now, playin the blues, oh yeah. Ah, lord. George: Personally I ain’t got nothing against no boogers y’know every now and then you know. .. Fz: Yes, just listen to george all you boogers in the audience. This is georges plea. George: But see, what you have to remember that uh, in the final analysis, a booger to one is not a booger to all, he he. .. Ain’t that right, ain’t that right? Fz: that's right! George: Aint that rightgeorge: Please, get down ruth. .. Napoleon: as chester would say: A booger is in the eye of the beholdergeorge: Sure is. ..
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