Dick Haymes, Dick Todd And Como lyrics

I'll soon become a wreck<br />
They're breathin' on my neck<br />
Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como<br />
<br />
They're really coming fast<br />
Who knows I may be passed<br />
By Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como<br />
<br />
The fact that girlies scream<br />
They say will cause me grief<br />
But if they ever stop<br />
I'll find that I'm back on relief<br />
It'll mean the end of me<br />
Good news for Tommy D<br />
And Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como<br />
<br />
Why should it get their goat<br />
Each time I bend a note<br />
Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como<br />
<br />
At my pictures, they throw rocks<br />
They're both at Twentieth Fox<br />
Not Dick Todd, but Dick Haymes, and Como<br />
<br />
They say that I need weight<br />
I'm just a mass of joints<br />
I'd like to put on weight<br />
But where the heck can I get points<br />
If at RKO I pout, they look at me and shout,<br />
"Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como"<br />
<br />
Everytime I sing,<br />
I'm compared with Bing<br />
by Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como<br />
<br />
Bing's four boys are sublime<br />
But they won't give me time<br />
Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Perry<br />
(that's the other guy's first name)<br />
<br />
I'll never sing like Bing<br />
I know I don't compare<br />
I'll grant them he's got voice<br />
If they'll grant me, that I've got hair<br />
<br />
But then why all this fuss<br />
There's room for all of us<br />
Dick Haymes, Dick Todd, and Como<br />
There's just one Crosby<br />
There's room for all of us
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