Coffee Song (They've Got An Awful Lot Of Coffee In Brazil) lyrics

Way down among Brazilians<br />
Coffee beans grow by the billions<br />
So they've got to find those extra cups to fill<br />
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil<br />
<br />
You can't get cherry soda <br />
'Cause they've got to fill that quota<br />
And the way things are I'll bet they never will<br />
They've got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil<br />
<br />
No tea or tomato juice<br />
You'll see no potato juice<br />
The planters down in Santos all say no no no<br />
<br />
The politician's daughter<br />
Was accused of drinking water<br />
And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill<br />
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil<br />
<br />
You date a girl and find out later <br />
She smells just like a percolator<br />
Her perfume was made right on the grill<br />
Why they could percolate the ocean in Brazil<br />
<br />
And when their ham and eggs need savor<br />
Coffee ketchup gives 'em flavor<br />
Coffee pickles way outsell the dill<br />
Why they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil<br />
<br />
So your lead to the local color<br />
Serving coffee with a cruller<br />
Dunking doesn't take a lot of skill<br />
They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
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